Joke of the Day - Complete vs Finish

The difference between COMPLETE & FINISH......

People say there is no difference between

COMPLETE & FINISH
But there is !

When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED

And when the "right one" catches you with the "wrong one", you are

COMPLETELY FINISHED

And that is your English lesson for the day.

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Phnom Penh
Lux Riverside Hotel & Apartments
No.2,4,6, Street 136,
Sangkat Phsar kandal Khan Daun Penh,
Phnom Penh,
Kingdom of Cambodia
Tel: (855) 23 722828
Fax: (855) 23 722 323
Email:reservations@luxriversidehotel.com or reservations@luxriversidehotels.com
Rate:  Standard Room   USD40/night net inculding breakfast for 2 pax
           Superior Room   USD45/night net including breakfast for 2 pax
           Suite Room         USD55/night net inculding breakfast for 2 pax

External Front View

Hotel located along street with many bars/food outlets

Hotel Lobby

Front View

Bathroom Wall

King Size Bed

Breakfast Buffet Spread

Nice Bathroom

Jokes

Space is essential for a successful marriage

A secretary got an expensive pen as a birthday gift from her boss.

She sent her boss a thank-you note via SMS. The wife read the text and
angrily showed her husband the message:

"Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks :p"

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(Remember - space is essential for a successful marriage!)

Involuntary Muscle Contraction

Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.
This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your ar*e hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.'
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom!

I've learned........

I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. 

I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows. 

I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day.

I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feeling in the world.

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. 

I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

                        

I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

                        

I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned.... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.       

                        

I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

                       

I've learned.... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned.... That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned.... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

                        

I've learned.... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I 've learned....That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

                        

I've learned.... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned.... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

                        

I've learned.... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned.... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them. 

I've learned.... That life is tough, but I'm tougher. 

I've learned.... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned.... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned.... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away. 

I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.            

             
I've learned.... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned.... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist that you're hooked for life.

                        

I've learned.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

                        
I've learned.... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

I've learned ..........

I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. 

I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows. 

I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day.

I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feeling in the world.

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. 

I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

                        

I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

                        

I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned.... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.       

                        

I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

                       

I've learned.... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned.... That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned.... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

                        

I've learned.... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I 've learned....That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

                        

I've learned.... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned.... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

                        

I've learned.... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned.... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them. 

I've learned.... That life is tough, but I'm tougher. 

I've learned.... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned.... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned.... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away. 

I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.            

             
I've learned.... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned.... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist that you're hooked for life.

                        

I've learned.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

                        
I've learned.... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.