Sunday, February 26, 2012

Jokes

Space is essential for a successful marriage

A secretary got an expensive pen as a birthday gift from her boss.

She sent her boss a thank-you note via SMS. The wife read the text and
angrily showed her husband the message:

"Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks :p"

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(Remember - space is essential for a successful marriage!)



Involuntary Muscle Contraction
Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.
This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your ar*e hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.'
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom!

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