A secretary got an expensive pen as a birthday gift from her boss.
She sent her boss a thank-you note via SMS. The wife read the text and
angrily showed her husband the message:
"Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks :p"
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(Remember - space is essential for a successful marriage!)
Involuntary Muscle Contraction
Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.
This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your ar*e hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.'
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom!
This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your ar*e hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.'
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom!
