Naughty Town Names - Sarawak

Jakar Town, Sarikei
Zakar is a malay word for 'Penis'. A structure that resembles the penis is erected near the road junction of Jakar Bazaar and the Sarikei-Sri Aman road. Jakar is a favorite pitstop for a quick meal by motorist.

Zakar in all its glory!

                              

Photo of Jakar bazaar and Map

Asajaya (Nonok), Samarahan
Before the name change, Asajaya was called 'Nonok'. It means vagina in Malay.

Extract of an article recording the name changes of some towns in Sarawak

DEFINITIONS Wonderfully Described!!

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

CLASSIC:
A book which people praise,
but never read

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

SMILE:
A curve that can set
a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

YAWN:
The only time when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give
to their  Mistakes

DIPLOMAT:
A person  who tells you
to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

BOSS:
Someone who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

FATHER:
A banker provided by
nature

MISER:
A person who lives poor
so that he can die RICH!

OPTIMIST:
A person  who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills..........

Life Explained By Graphs

Why American Teachers Go Crazy....!!!